________ SWAT MAGAZINE ISSUE TWENTY ONE: SEPTEMBER 1999_________
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/ Distruping the... School System \
/ By -=The Firestarter=- \
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[ yes i did find it hard to compile this issue of SWAT mag, this file ]
[ Was never intended to be put in this issue, or any issue for that ]
[ matter, but since it's the time when a lot of you go back to ]
[ School, College and Uni, i thought "what the hell" and popped ]
[ it in here, so enjoy it, and remember, your not supposed to ]
[ repeat, NOT SUPPOSED TO annihilate your school! ]
Yeah i know i left school years ago, but i was reading how some
anarchist organisations target school kids and get them to rebel
against stuff, so i decided that perhaps SWAT should have a go at that
and give some of you something to do when you return to school in
September. I'll list some of the stuff that i've actually done in the
past and some stuff that i have seen done, or taken part in.
Arson.
Much fun can be had by setting fire to stuff, a simple incendiary
device that was once made by myself and a few others was a load of
match heads (about 200) put into a paper envelope with a birthday
candel inserted into it. The candel was lit and left to burn somewhere,
once it burned away, the paper ignited and lit the matches, a result of
smoke and flames soon followed!
Bins are perfect for setting fire to, ok you can drop a load of burning
matches into a bin and it will go up in flames, that's the easiest way
to do it, but also the most likely way to get you caught. Instead cut a
load of match heads off and put them into the tray section of the match
box along with a load of pottasium permanganate, now add a few drops of
anti freeze, pop the tray back into the sleeve and drop into your
nearest bin. For best results, dump it in those recycling bins that all
schools have at the back (why so few people actually set fire to them
is a mystery)
Chemstry labs are good places to set ablaze if you wish to have half
your school annihilated with an explosion that will usually follow.
Knock up any form of large incendiary device and sneak into the store
room at the nearest possible oppertunity, place it near or in the
cupboard where the volatile chemicals are stored, set the timer for
a few hours and leave it there, if left undiscovered then late that
night your chemisty lab will burn to the ground.
Computer systems.
Here you have two choices, 1: infect the systems with a virus, that is
the best bet for schools without that lame restriction programs,
2: sneak into that room where the main server is and give the midi
tower a good knock, just slam it against the floor, hopefully the hard
drive will get a good few physical errors. If you can get onto the
computer, just format the hard drive.
A strong magnet works wonders on monitors, turn it off and hold a
magnet pressed against the center of teh screen, now turn the monitor
back on. Oh dear they have to fork out a few thousand for all the
computers in the IT department.
If you get the opertunity to get into the room where all of the
software is kept (windows 95, office 2000 shit like that), either
steal the CD's or take a lighter/knife to them and fuck them up beyond
all recognition, hmm perhaps this room could do with being set on fire?
i'll leave that for you to decide.
The school itself.
Get a group of about 5 friends togeather and take a trip to your school
one night, once there take a bat to each and every window you can
reach, yep, smash them all. Throw anything like bricks into windows
that you can't reach. Hell a molotov cocktail into the art store
window should go down well (all that paper).
Spray paint is good fun, write stuff like "
is a fuck
head" and " will be killed" as well as any slogans that
you can think of. Write the word "CUNT" in big bold red letters along a
wall that faces a main foot path or road.
Weed killer can work a treat on the football field, although any
follower of SWAT Magazine will know that much more fun can be had with
weedkiller rather than killing all of the grass. So save the sodium
chlorate type for the next section and use a "non official" weedkiller
like Nirox or any other paint stripper, also make sure that you use
that on painted surfaces or parked cars.
If you get the chance, put a FULL can of spray paint into a bag of
sodium chlorate weedkiller and sugar, ignite the mixture and thrown
the bag into a room. The smoke will get the shool evac'd and the
explosion will cause masses of panic, only when the smoke clears will
they see that the head teachers office is coated in red paint.
Explosives.
Take a jar of potassium permanganate and pour some glycerin into it,
now screw the lid on and flush it down the toilet. Trust me on that
one!. Feel free to add any other explosives to the jars contents.
Break into the school at night and pick a room at random (usually the
one you broke into), now place a large jar half full of sodium chlorate
and sugar as well as about 1000 small mails in the center of the room,
add a fuse, light it and run like fuck. Hey presto, that room will need
a lot of effort put into it to make it habitable again, hell why stop
at one jar bomb? make a dozen and wrack more rooms. (Hmm wonder what
damage it would do to the IT department).
Rooms that are the most valuble (when hitting the school at night):
IT Department. Forget about steeling the computers, throw the midi
towers on the floor and jump on them a few times, also take a hammer
to the screens of the moitors, BE WARNED there is a vaccuum inside the
screen, it will implode, then explode. so wear eye protection. If your
school is on a network, use bolt cutters to fuck over the cable, or
rig up a cable to plug into the main electricity, 240v won't do the
network cards much good!
Art Department. Find the supply cupboard and touch it, molotov
cocktails will ensure that most work gets destroyed. Use the paint
there to vandalise the room, pour ink every where and genrally smash up
anything that is break able.
Woodwork Department. Wood and molotov cocktails lead to large fires,
figure that one out for youself.
Metal work Department. Steal tools here for smashing your school up
with.
Library. Ohh all those books, all made of paper, tourch the lot.
Music Department. Hammers, bolt cutters and knives will really fuck
over anything in there, wooden instruments can be piled up in the
center of the room and set on fire, pianos can have all there strings
cut and a hammer brought down several times onto the keys should fuck
it up, sheet music can be set alight.
Science lab. Find out what concentrated acids do when splashed all over
things. Once you've turned all of the gas taps on and smashed up the
supply cupbard (once you stole anything valuble) leave the room with an
incendiary device to finish the job off.
Coridoors. They should be used as a testing ground for throwing stuff,
try seeing who can throw a bottle of concentraied hydrocholic acid the
furthest. Pur paint all over the walls and test drive a "Down the Road
Missile" using a spray paint can.
Misc rooms. Yep all those classrooms can have epoxy resin poured into
the locks and then the windows shashed with molotovs thrown in for good
measure.
Teachers.
I don't care what people say, most teachers are compleat fuck heads.
There are a select few who are really good and let you learn. Others
are total cunts, it's those whom we shall target. If your lucky then
they will ride a bike home, you can either slsh the tyres, steal the
bike or beat the living shit out of them on the way home. If the
teachers drives a car, find out where they live and fire bomb it, if
they live too far away, fire bomb it at school.
Crank call them, card stuff to there house, accuse them of making
sexual advances towards you (doesn't matter whether your male or
female).
School riots.
Yes everybody goes on about them, but no body actually does it, so why
not do something slightly less destructive? get the whole school (or
maybe just 70 people) to go to a single area or class room at a certain
time of the day, i once saw about 200 pupils all flock to a french
room after lunch, it was funny watching the teachers trying to get
them all out, as a rule most teachers are shit are organising things,
and 200 people not listening to them just makes it harder for them this
can disrupt classes for hours, or until the police are called in to
sort it out.
Force open lockers and rip up any books in there, get any clothing and
stuff it down the toilet, and destroy anything else.
Take a load of paper (of the clothes you took from the lockers) and
stuff them down the toilets, once your sure that it's blocked them all
up, fluch the lot.
Pout plaster of paris down the sinks and turn on the taps, hell try to
remove the pipes from the taps with the aid of pliers.
Set off all the fire extingushers, use bits of string to hold the
handels down (yep all the water, foam, powder and CO2 ones), the cost
to the school will be astronimical.
Find that kid in the school that always picks on the other kids, then
one lunch time when he's alone taking a piss, beat the shit out of him
with something. Just throw salt into his eyes and smash his head into
the urinal a few times, once he's bleeding like a stuffed pig kick the
shit into him and then leave. It helps if there are a few of you to
help out. Don't worry about his friends, he'll be in hospital for a
while and his friends will suspect either some weedy kid or some guy
that's so hard they'll forget there so-called friend had 5 teeth
knocked out and his jaw broken. If your too afraid to do that, just
wait until he beats you up in class and when he has his back to you,
beat the cunt with a chair until your dragged off him. Normally a few
blows to the head will do some permanent damage, so just hit him in
the chest and crack a few ribs.
Well i think that's the best ways to disrupt the school system. Hope
you all find it informative.